toddlers

A prehistoric-looking bearded man and a woman with long dark hair stand together. The man says, "Our toddler just said she 'hates me forever.' Is that normal for toddlers or..." The woman, looking overwhelmed and pointing at herself, snaps, "I don't know, Pag. How could I know that?!" A caption below reads: "Sometimes I wonder what it was like to be the first human parents." The joke: as the first humans, they have no prior generation of parents or accumulated knowledge to tell them what's normal. Votey: a roughly sketched, distressed woman's face asks, "When does it stop shitting itself?!"