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wrestling

Original: wrestling on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Young boy (red curly hair, blue dino shirt), standing in a doorway: "AAAH! WHAT IS MOMMY DOING TO DADDY?!"

Panel 2:
The father, shirtless and looking flustered, holding up a blanket/sheet: "OH, NOTHING BUDDY! WE'RE JUST WRESTLING!"

Panel 3:
The boy, in the doorway looking up at the father's large face in the foreground.
Boy: "THAT EXPLAINS THE CHAIR."
Father: "THE WHAT?"

Votey:
A thought/flashback panel against a red background: the mother, wearing a tank top and shorts, swings a folding chair (pro-wrestling style) down onto the father, who grimaces in pain.
Mother: "BOOYA!"

Bottom-left speech bubble (over the boy's head): "Thanks for the distraction, kid."

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a small boy with red curly hair and a blue dinosaur shirt stands wide-eyed in a doorway, shouting "AAAH! WHAT IS MOMMY DOING TO DADDY?!" Panel 2: a shirtless, flustered father clutches a blanket and says "OH, NOTHING BUDDY! WE'RE JUST WRESTLING!" Panel 3: the boy looks up at the father's huge face in the foreground and says "THAT EXPLAINS THE CHAIR," and the father replies "THE WHAT?" The joke is that the kid took 'wrestling' literally. The votey panel reveals the implied scene against a red background: the mother, in a tank top and shorts, swings a folding chair pro-wrestling-style down onto the wincing father while yelling "BOOYA!" A caption near the boy reads "Thanks for the distraction, kid."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.