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a-baby

Original: a-baby on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1
Woman: HONEY, I'M PREGNANT! WE MADE A BABY!
Man: OH, WOW! IT'S LIKE YOU HAD SEX WITH BOTH OF MY PARENTS AT THE SAME TIME! OR ALL FOUR OF MY GRANDPARENTS!

Caption (below panel): Never marry a geneticist.

Votey:
Man (continuing): or two uncles and two half-brothers!

Alt text

A man and woman face each other in conversation. The woman says, "Honey, I'm pregnant! We made a baby!" The man, beaming, replies, "Oh, wow! It's like you had sex with both of my parents at the same time! Or all four of my grandparents!" — reframing their child's inherited DNA as a comically incestuous-sounding genetics statement. A caption below reads: "Never marry a geneticist." In the votey aftercomic, a simple line drawing of the grinning man continues the riff, adding, "or two uncles and two half-brothers!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.