cheating
Original: cheating on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (interviewer): "You! I've heard of you! You have three kids, a successful career, and you're a pillar of the community. But then you cheated on your husband!"
Woman: "I... how could you! How??"
Panel 2:
Woman: "I'm sorry! I felt emotionally drained! I..."
Panel 3:
Man: "No, no, no! I mean like PHYSICALLY! How? Three kids and a job, and... how do you find the time?"
Panel 4:
Man: "I'm confused. What's the trajectory of this conversation?"
Woman: "I'm a literary agent. Can we talk?"
Panel 5 (labeled "SOON"):
A book cover reading: "TIME MANAGEMENT: A GUIDE FOR BUSY MOMS" with the woman pictured on the front.
Votey:
Handwritten note: "Rule 1: It's not selfishness if you hate yourself!"
Man (interviewer): "You! I've heard of you! You have three kids, a successful career, and you're a pillar of the community. But then you cheated on your husband!"
Woman: "I... how could you! How??"
Panel 2:
Woman: "I'm sorry! I felt emotionally drained! I..."
Panel 3:
Man: "No, no, no! I mean like PHYSICALLY! How? Three kids and a job, and... how do you find the time?"
Panel 4:
Man: "I'm confused. What's the trajectory of this conversation?"
Woman: "I'm a literary agent. Can we talk?"
Panel 5 (labeled "SOON"):
A book cover reading: "TIME MANAGEMENT: A GUIDE FOR BUSY MOMS" with the woman pictured on the front.
Votey:
Handwritten note: "Rule 1: It's not selfishness if you hate yourself!"
Alt text
A four-panel comic plus a book-cover panel. Panel 1: A man in a suit points accusingly at a blonde woman, saying she has three kids, a successful career, is a pillar of the community, "but then you cheated on your husband!" The woman recoils: "I... how could you! How??" Panel 2: The woman, looking guilty, says "I'm sorry! I felt emotionally drained! I..." Panel 3: The man clarifies he didn't mean morally: "No, no, no! I mean like PHYSICALLY! How? Three kids and a job, and... how do you find the time?" Panel 4: He asks, "I'm confused. What's the trajectory of this conversation?" She replies, "I'm a literary agent. Can we talk?" A small panel labeled SOON shows a book titled "TIME MANAGEMENT: A GUIDE FOR BUSY MOMS" with the woman on the cover, revealing the agent was scouting her for a productivity book. Votey: a handwritten note reads, "Rule 1: It's not selfishness if you hate yourself!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.