thriller
Original: thriller on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (top): STORYTIME HAS GOTTEN WAY BETTER SINCE I STARTED WATCHING THRILLERS.
Man (sitting in a chair beside the bed, telling a bedtime story): AND WHEN LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD TOOK OFF HER BONNET, IT TURNED OUT SHE WAS THE WOLF ALL ALONG
Child (in bed): STOP IT! STOP! JUST SAY "THE END," DAMN YOU!
Votey:
Man (continuing, in a sketchy close-up of his face): Also she was dead the whole time. Think about it.
Child (off-panel, shouting): NO
Man (sitting in a chair beside the bed, telling a bedtime story): AND WHEN LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD TOOK OFF HER BONNET, IT TURNED OUT SHE WAS THE WOLF ALL ALONG
Child (in bed): STOP IT! STOP! JUST SAY "THE END," DAMN YOU!
Votey:
Man (continuing, in a sketchy close-up of his face): Also she was dead the whole time. Think about it.
Child (off-panel, shouting): NO
Alt text
A man sits in a chair next to a child's bed, telling a bedtime story. A caption at the top reads: "Storytime has gotten way better since I started watching thrillers." The man says: "And when Little Red Riding Hood took off her bonnet, it turned out SHE WAS THE WOLF ALL ALONG." The child, sitting up in bed and looking distressed, shouts: "Stop it! Stop! Just say 'the end,' damn you!"
Votey: A loose pencil-style close-up of the man's face as he keeps going: "Also she was dead the whole time. Think about it." The child shouts back a giant "NO."
Votey: A loose pencil-style close-up of the man's face as he keeps going: "Also she was dead the whole time. Think about it." The child shouts back a giant "NO."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.