resume
Original: resume on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (lounging on a couch): Relax. Half the time, job interviewers don't even read your resume. They just see how long it is.
Panel 2:
Woman (with glasses, off-panel reaction): Really?
Panel 3:
Man: Yeah. Where are you going?
Woman (walking away): To make a Möbius strip!
Panel 4:
A later moment — a person (blonde, in a chair) holds up a Möbius-strip resume, delighted.
Blonde person: Wow! I've never met someone with INFINITE skills and work experience.
Woman (with glasses): I don't like to brag.
Votey:
Left panel — the woman with glasses, speech bubble: Let me just finish reading it and I'll decide.
Right panel — a smiling face, no dialogue.
Man (lounging on a couch): Relax. Half the time, job interviewers don't even read your resume. They just see how long it is.
Panel 2:
Woman (with glasses, off-panel reaction): Really?
Panel 3:
Man: Yeah. Where are you going?
Woman (walking away): To make a Möbius strip!
Panel 4:
A later moment — a person (blonde, in a chair) holds up a Möbius-strip resume, delighted.
Blonde person: Wow! I've never met someone with INFINITE skills and work experience.
Woman (with glasses): I don't like to brag.
Votey:
Left panel — the woman with glasses, speech bubble: Let me just finish reading it and I'll decide.
Right panel — a smiling face, no dialogue.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a man lounging on a couch reassures someone, "Relax. Half the time, job interviewers don't even read your resume. They just see how long it is." Panel 2: a woman with glasses replies, "Really?" Panel 3: the man asks, "Yeah. Where are you going?" as the woman walks off declaring, "To make a Möbius strip!" — a strip with only one continuous side, hence infinite length. Panel 4: in a later interview, a delighted blonde interviewer holds the looping Möbius-strip resume and says, "Wow! I've never met someone with INFINITE skills and work experience," while the woman replies modestly, "I don't like to brag." Votey (aftercomic): the woman with glasses says, "Let me just finish reading it and I'll decide," implying she will read the endless resume forever; a second panel shows a smiling face.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.