comely
Original: comely on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Jesus (reading from a large book, looking dismayed): "WHAT THE -- 'HE HATH NO FORM OR COMELINESS?' 'THERE IS NO BEAUTY THAT WE SHOULD DESIRE HIM'? YOU SCREW HOW HUMANITY HOW DOES TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF STRIFE SOUND?"
Caption (below panel): Shortly after returning to Heaven, Jesus stumbles upon Isaiah 53:2.
Votey:
A man's face looks up at a speech bubble.
Speech bubble: "I'm comely as shit!"
Jesus (reading from a large book, looking dismayed): "WHAT THE -- 'HE HATH NO FORM OR COMELINESS?' 'THERE IS NO BEAUTY THAT WE SHOULD DESIRE HIM'? YOU SCREW HOW HUMANITY HOW DOES TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF STRIFE SOUND?"
Caption (below panel): Shortly after returning to Heaven, Jesus stumbles upon Isaiah 53:2.
Votey:
A man's face looks up at a speech bubble.
Speech bubble: "I'm comely as shit!"
Alt text
Main comic: A single panel showing Jesus, with flowing hair, beard, and a halo, reading from a large open book and reacting with offended dismay. He says, "What the -- 'He hath no form or comeliness?' 'There is no beauty that we should desire him'? You screw how humanity how does two thousand years of strife sound?" A caption below reads: "Shortly after returning to Heaven, Jesus stumbles upon Isaiah 53:2" -- the verse that describes the messiah as having no beauty, which he takes personally. Votey: A roughly drawn man's face gazes up at a speech bubble in which he indignantly declares, "I'm comely as shit!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.