sexy-construction
Original: sexy-construction on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Host (a man with dark hair, raising his arm): Okay girls! Who wants the stripper?
Panel 2:
A muscular man in a construction worker outfit (hard hat, orange safety vest, no shirt) poses.
Panel 3:
Woman (off-panel / in the crowd): Damn! A sexy construction worker?
Panel 4:
The stripper construction worker (now shown shirtless from behind/turning): I'm actually a real construction worker, but the middle class are being replaced by good people with side jobs.
Votey:
No text. A close-up illustration of bare buttocks. In the upper-left corner, handwritten text reads: "for Rob DenBleyker".
Host (a man with dark hair, raising his arm): Okay girls! Who wants the stripper?
Panel 2:
A muscular man in a construction worker outfit (hard hat, orange safety vest, no shirt) poses.
Panel 3:
Woman (off-panel / in the crowd): Damn! A sexy construction worker?
Panel 4:
The stripper construction worker (now shown shirtless from behind/turning): I'm actually a real construction worker, but the middle class are being replaced by good people with side jobs.
Votey:
No text. A close-up illustration of bare buttocks. In the upper-left corner, handwritten text reads: "for Rob DenBleyker".
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A dark-haired man throws his arm up and announces, "Okay girls! Who wants the stripper?" Panel 2: A muscular man strikes a pose dressed as a construction-worker stripper, wearing a hard hat and an open orange safety vest with no shirt. Panel 3: A woman in the audience reacts, "Damn! A sexy construction worker?" Panel 4: The stripper replies, "I'm actually a real construction worker, but the middle class are being replaced by good people with side jobs" — turning the gag from a strip-show fantasy into a deadpan economics joke about gig-economy precarity. Votey (bonus panel): A close-up drawing of bare buttocks, with handwritten text in the upper-left corner reading "for Rob DenBleyker".
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.