winning-arguments

A four-panel comic. A man and a woman are arguing. The man insists he was technically right that a tomato is a fruit, and that it follows he won the argument. The woman, increasingly exasperated, snaps: "FINE! Whatever! Why do you suddenly care so much about every disagreement?!" The caption below reads: "Marriage has gotten much more exciting since I secretly introduced Elo ratings." In the votey, a close-up of the smiling, glasses-wearing man grins and declares, "I'm a grandmaster now!" The joke: he's treating marital arguments like ranked chess matches and climbing the leaderboard.