sexy-games
Original: sexy-games on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with blonde hair: Hey, you wanna play sexy dice?
Woman with dark hair: We don't have sexy dice.
Panel 2:
Blonde woman: Strip poker?
Dark-haired woman: No playing cards.
Panel 3:
Dark-haired woman (sitting at a computer): Okay, what do we have? I only own REAL games that require STRATEGY.
Panel 4:
Blonde woman (grinning slyly): Playing hard to get, eh? I read you. Then let the battle for domination BEGIN.
Panel 5:
Blonde woman: I'll give you three wheats to take off your pants.
Dark-haired woman: HA! NEVER! Wheat is plentiful!
(A box of the board game "The Settlers of Catan" sits on the table between them.)
Votey:
Dark-haired woman (eyes closed, content): Winning at the expense of my relationship is my fetish.
Woman with blonde hair: Hey, you wanna play sexy dice?
Woman with dark hair: We don't have sexy dice.
Panel 2:
Blonde woman: Strip poker?
Dark-haired woman: No playing cards.
Panel 3:
Dark-haired woman (sitting at a computer): Okay, what do we have? I only own REAL games that require STRATEGY.
Panel 4:
Blonde woman (grinning slyly): Playing hard to get, eh? I read you. Then let the battle for domination BEGIN.
Panel 5:
Blonde woman: I'll give you three wheats to take off your pants.
Dark-haired woman: HA! NEVER! Wheat is plentiful!
(A box of the board game "The Settlers of Catan" sits on the table between them.)
Votey:
Dark-haired woman (eyes closed, content): Winning at the expense of my relationship is my fetish.
Alt text
A five-panel comic. Two women try to plan a sexy game night. The blonde woman suggests sexy dice, then strip poker, but the dark-haired woman points out they have neither. The dark-haired woman, at her computer, says she only owns REAL games that require strategy. The blonde woman, grinning, treats this as flirty resistance: "Playing hard to get, eh? Let the battle for domination begin." In the final panel they sit across a table holding The Settlers of Catan; the blonde offers "three wheats to take off your pants," and the dark-haired woman triumphantly refuses: "HA! NEVER! Wheat is plentiful!" The joke is that she takes the board-game trade negotiation more seriously than the seduction. Votey: a close-up of the dark-haired woman, eyes closed and serene, saying "Winning at the expense of my relationship is my fetish."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.