transubstantiation
Original: transubstantiation on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man (seen in profile on the left) speaks to Jesus (a bearded man in white and purple robes with a golden halo, on the right).
Man: WAIT, WHEN YOUR BLOOD COMES OUT, IT TURNS INTO ALCOHOL?!
Jesus: I... YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
Jesus: I NEED YOU TO STAND IN MY YARD FOR 48 HOURS.
Caption (below panel): Jesus made an excellent mosquito trap.
Votey:
A close-up of Jesus (the bearded, long-haired man) speaking, with a speech bubble.
Jesus: Let he who is without sin do my pest control.
A man (seen in profile on the left) speaks to Jesus (a bearded man in white and purple robes with a golden halo, on the right).
Man: WAIT, WHEN YOUR BLOOD COMES OUT, IT TURNS INTO ALCOHOL?!
Jesus: I... YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
Jesus: I NEED YOU TO STAND IN MY YARD FOR 48 HOURS.
Caption (below panel): Jesus made an excellent mosquito trap.
Votey:
A close-up of Jesus (the bearded, long-haired man) speaking, with a speech bubble.
Jesus: Let he who is without sin do my pest control.
Alt text
A single-panel comic. On the left, a man shown in profile talks to Jesus on the right, a bearded man with long hair, a golden halo, and white-and-purple robes. The man exclaims, "Wait, when your blood comes out, it turns into alcohol?!" Jesus replies, "I... yeah, pretty much. I need you to stand in my yard for 48 hours." A caption below reads: "Jesus made an excellent mosquito trap." In the votey (aftercomic), a black-and-white close-up of Jesus says, "Let he who is without sin do my pest control."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.