coffee-and-theorems
Original: coffee-and-theorems on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with dark hair: We mathematicians have a joke: A mathematician is a machine that turns coffee into theorems.
Panel 2:
Woman with light hair: I don't get it.
Panel 3:
The dark-haired woman walks alongside the light-haired woman.
Dark-haired woman: The joke is that it's actually amphetamines.
Light-haired woman: Ahhhhhh.
Votey:
A large grinning face drawn in scribbly black ink.
Text (in a speech bubble): funny, right?
Woman with dark hair: We mathematicians have a joke: A mathematician is a machine that turns coffee into theorems.
Panel 2:
Woman with light hair: I don't get it.
Panel 3:
The dark-haired woman walks alongside the light-haired woman.
Dark-haired woman: The joke is that it's actually amphetamines.
Light-haired woman: Ahhhhhh.
Votey:
A large grinning face drawn in scribbly black ink.
Text (in a speech bubble): funny, right?
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A dark-haired woman smiles at a light-haired woman and says, "We mathematicians have a joke: A mathematician is a machine that turns coffee into theorems." Panel 2: The light-haired woman replies flatly, "I don't get it." Panel 3: The two women walk together as the dark-haired woman clarifies, "The joke is that it's actually amphetamines," and the light-haired woman responds, "Ahhhhhh," now understanding. The aftercomic (votey) shows a large, manic grinning face drawn in scribbly black ink with wide eyes, captioned in a small speech bubble: "funny, right?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.