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scrooging

Original: scrooging on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

A single person is shown reading the book "A Christmas Carol" at four different ages, each panel labeled with their age and showing how their reaction to the story changes over time.

Panel 1 (AGE 10):
Reader: "Geez, Scrooge is such a sad old meanie."

Panel 2 (AGE 30):
Reader: "To be fair, his nephew had ZERO data on the quality of the charity he wanted money for."

Panel 3 (AGE 50):
Reader: "So just because he's successful, he's responsible for everyone's wellbeing?"

Panel 4 (AGE 70):
Reader: "Oh, I get it. The moral is that old people sometimes go senile and make bad choices."

Votey:
A woman with long flowing hair leans into frame, speaking. A speech bubble reads: "The best day for Christmas jokes is January 1"

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic, each panel labeled with an age, showing the same person reading the book "A Christmas Carol" and reacting differently as they grow older. AGE 10: a child reads on a pink couch and says, "Geez, Scrooge is such a sad old meanie." AGE 30: an adult says, "To be fair, his nephew had ZERO data on the quality of the charity he wanted money for." AGE 50: the now middle-aged reader says, "So just because he's successful, he's responsible for everyone's wellbeing?" AGE 70: a white-haired old person in glasses, holding a drink, says, "Oh, I get it. The moral is that old people sometimes go senile and make bad choices." The joke is that the reader grows steadily more cynical and self-serving with age, finally identifying with Scrooge rather than condemning him. Votey (bonus panel): a woman with long flowing hair leans in and says, "The best day for Christmas jokes is January 1" — the comic was posted on New Year's Day.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.