bad-parents
Original: bad-parents on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with orange hair (holding a phone): Dammit! I want to be judgmental of parents who spend too much time on social media, and the only way to do that properly is to go on social media.
Panel 2:
Woman with dark hair and glasses (Sue): Have you considered being judgmental inside your own head?
Panel 3:
Woman with orange hair: I'm not telepathic, Sue! I can't just think something and maaagically have everyone know they're living their lives wrong.
Panel 4:
Sue: Where are your kids right now, anyway?
Woman with orange hair: Oh, I'm not planning to have any.
Votey:
Woman with orange hair (looking concerned): I'd be too good at it.
Woman with orange hair (holding a phone): Dammit! I want to be judgmental of parents who spend too much time on social media, and the only way to do that properly is to go on social media.
Panel 2:
Woman with dark hair and glasses (Sue): Have you considered being judgmental inside your own head?
Panel 3:
Woman with orange hair: I'm not telepathic, Sue! I can't just think something and maaagically have everyone know they're living their lives wrong.
Panel 4:
Sue: Where are your kids right now, anyway?
Woman with orange hair: Oh, I'm not planning to have any.
Votey:
Woman with orange hair (looking concerned): I'd be too good at it.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A woman with orange hair holds a phone and complains to her friend Sue, a woman with dark hair and glasses. Panel 1: the orange-haired woman says, "Dammit! I want to be judgmental of parents who spend too much time on social media, and the only way to do that properly is to go on social media." Panel 2: Sue asks, "Have you considered being judgmental inside your own head?" Panel 3: the orange-haired woman replies, "I'm not telepathic, Sue! I can't just think something and maaagically have everyone know they're living their lives wrong." Panel 4: Sue asks, "Where are your kids right now, anyway?" and the woman answers, "Oh, I'm not planning to have any." Votey: a close-up of the orange-haired woman looking troubled as she says, "I'd be too good at it" — the punchline being that she'd be an overbearing, judgmental parent.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.