conservation-of-energy-2
Original: conservation-of-energy-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with short brown hair and round glasses, wearing a gray jacket over a yellow shirt, speaks while gesturing with one hand.
Man: IF ANY CIVILIZATION FINDS A FREE ENERGY SOURCE AND CREATES SEX ROBOTS, IT WILL PUT ON SO MUCH MASS SO QUICKLY THAT IT WILL COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF, FORMING A BLACK HOLE.
Caption (below panel): Fact: If Conservation of Energy is wrong, the Fermi Paradox is explained.
Votey:
A simple hand-drawn sequence shows a planet evolving across four stages. First a small planet, then a larger planet emitting little squiggles, then an even larger planet covered in tiny hearts (suggesting the sex-robot population boom), then it collapses to a single dot, having become a black hole.
A man with short brown hair and round glasses, wearing a gray jacket over a yellow shirt, speaks while gesturing with one hand.
Man: IF ANY CIVILIZATION FINDS A FREE ENERGY SOURCE AND CREATES SEX ROBOTS, IT WILL PUT ON SO MUCH MASS SO QUICKLY THAT IT WILL COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF, FORMING A BLACK HOLE.
Caption (below panel): Fact: If Conservation of Energy is wrong, the Fermi Paradox is explained.
Votey:
A simple hand-drawn sequence shows a planet evolving across four stages. First a small planet, then a larger planet emitting little squiggles, then an even larger planet covered in tiny hearts (suggesting the sex-robot population boom), then it collapses to a single dot, having become a black hole.
Alt text
A man with short brown hair, round glasses, and a gray jacket over a yellow shirt gestures as he matter-of-factly explains: 'If any civilization finds a free energy source and creates sex robots, it will put on so much mass so quickly that it will collapse in on itself, forming a black hole.' A caption below reads: 'Fact: If Conservation of Energy is wrong, the Fermi Paradox is explained.' Votey: a small hand-drawn sequence of a planet growing through three stages (small, larger with motion squiggles, then larger and covered in tiny hearts) before collapsing down to a single dot, illustrating the planet ballooning in mass and then becoming a black hole.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.