why-i-couldn39t-be-a-math-teacher
Original: why-i-couldn39t-be-a-math-teacher on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title bar: WHY I COULD NEVER BE A MATH TEACHER:
Student (a child with their hand raised): Teacher! Will we ever use any of this algebra?
Teacher (a man with glasses holding papers): You won't, but one of the smart kids might.
Votey:
Teacher (smirking, in close-up): Enjoy your career in business administration.
Student (a child with their hand raised): Teacher! Will we ever use any of this algebra?
Teacher (a man with glasses holding papers): You won't, but one of the smart kids might.
Votey:
Teacher (smirking, in close-up): Enjoy your career in business administration.
Alt text
A classroom scene under the title "Why I could never be a math teacher." A student raises their hand and asks, "Teacher! Will we ever use any of this algebra?" A bespectacled teacher holding papers replies, "You won't, but one of the smart kids might." Votey: a close-up of the smirking teacher saying, "Enjoy your career in business administration." The joke is the teacher bluntly insulting the asking student while implying only a few classmates have a worthwhile future.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.