love-2
Original: love-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with red/orange hair (yellow shirt): "LOVE ISN'T REAL. IT'S A CONCEPT WOMEN INVENTED SO THEY COULD CONTROL MEN."
Panel 2:
(The two men stand silently side by side; the red-haired man in the yellow shirt and a man with glasses in a pink shirt. No dialogue.)
Panel 3:
Man with glasses (pink shirt): "SO WHEN ARE THEY GETTING AROUND TO THAT-"
Man with red hair (yellow shirt): "ANY MINUTE NOW."
Votey:
Close-up of a man's face. Caption (handwritten): "That's why we should be dicks immediately."
Man with red/orange hair (yellow shirt): "LOVE ISN'T REAL. IT'S A CONCEPT WOMEN INVENTED SO THEY COULD CONTROL MEN."
Panel 2:
(The two men stand silently side by side; the red-haired man in the yellow shirt and a man with glasses in a pink shirt. No dialogue.)
Panel 3:
Man with glasses (pink shirt): "SO WHEN ARE THEY GETTING AROUND TO THAT-"
Man with red hair (yellow shirt): "ANY MINUTE NOW."
Votey:
Close-up of a man's face. Caption (handwritten): "That's why we should be dicks immediately."
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A man with flame-like red hair in a yellow shirt declares to a man with glasses in a pink shirt, "Love isn't real. It's a concept women invented so they could control men." Panel 2: The two men stand silently side by side, looking blank. Panel 3: The man with glasses asks, "So when are they getting around to that-" and the red-haired man, looking deflated, answers, "Any minute now." The joke: the speaker claims love is a control scheme but is clearly still waiting, unloved, for someone to control him. Votey (aftercomic): A hand-drawn close-up of a man's face with the caption, "That's why we should be dicks immediately."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.