rough-sex
Original: rough-sex on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title: ROUGH SEX REQUESTS, SORTED BY ACADEMIC DISCIPLINE
Panel 1 - PHYSICS:
A man: Imagine my body is a frictionless pulley of unknown mass.
Panel 2 - CHEMISTRY:
A woman: Imagine I'm an oxidizer, and you're HF.
Panel 3 - BIOLOGY:
A bearded man: Let's take this 30% of the way to duck sex.
Panel 4 - PSYCHOLOGY:
A person in a uniform/hat: Are you familiar with the work of Stanley Milgram?
Panel 5 - ECONOMICS:
A woman: I wish to initiate a repugnant transaction to you.
Panel 6 - INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS:
A person: Imagine we're rival nations with different political ideologies, competing for regional hegemony.
Panel 7 - COMMUNICATIONS:
A woman: Let's have rough sex.
Panel 8 - METAPHYSICS:
A person: There exists an ideal transcendental form of sex.
Another person: Let's not do that.
Votey:
Title: The Arts
A disheveled person: Let us make such passionate love that I forget my job prospects.
Panel 1 - PHYSICS:
A man: Imagine my body is a frictionless pulley of unknown mass.
Panel 2 - CHEMISTRY:
A woman: Imagine I'm an oxidizer, and you're HF.
Panel 3 - BIOLOGY:
A bearded man: Let's take this 30% of the way to duck sex.
Panel 4 - PSYCHOLOGY:
A person in a uniform/hat: Are you familiar with the work of Stanley Milgram?
Panel 5 - ECONOMICS:
A woman: I wish to initiate a repugnant transaction to you.
Panel 6 - INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS:
A person: Imagine we're rival nations with different political ideologies, competing for regional hegemony.
Panel 7 - COMMUNICATIONS:
A woman: Let's have rough sex.
Panel 8 - METAPHYSICS:
A person: There exists an ideal transcendental form of sex.
Another person: Let's not do that.
Votey:
Title: The Arts
A disheveled person: Let us make such passionate love that I forget my job prospects.
Alt text
A tall multi-panel comic titled "ROUGH SEX REQUESTS, SORTED BY ACADEMIC DISCIPLINE." Each panel shows a different person delivering a flirtatious line styled in the jargon of an academic field, labeled by discipline. PHYSICS: a man says "Imagine my body is a frictionless pulley of unknown mass." CHEMISTRY: a woman says "Imagine I'm an oxidizer, and you're HF." BIOLOGY: a bearded man says "Let's take this 30% of the way to duck sex." PSYCHOLOGY: a person in a uniform hat says "Are you familiar with the work of Stanley Milgram?" ECONOMICS: a woman says "I wish to initiate a repugnant transaction to you." INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS: a person says "Imagine we're rival nations with different political ideologies, competing for regional hegemony." COMMUNICATIONS: a woman simply and plainly says "Let's have rough sex." METAPHYSICS: a person says "There exists an ideal transcendental form of sex," and a partner replies "Let's not do that." The joke escalates through increasingly obtuse disciplinary phrasings, with communications cutting straight to the point. Votey: a separate small panel titled "The Arts" shows a hand-drawn, disheveled, gloomy-faced person saying "Let us make such passionate love that I forget my job prospects."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.