invasive-species
Original: invasive-species on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Angel (with halo, arms spread): You let humans out of their cage in Eden?
Panel 2:
God (a man with flowing hair, in the clouds): Yeah. So? It wasn't THAT many.
Panel 3:
Angel (alarmed): They're not native to the rest of Earth! They might become invasive and totally screw up the environment! How many got out?
Panel 4:
God: Just two.
Panel 5:
Angel (off-panel speech bubble): A breeding pair?
God: Maybe? Yes? Look, they'll probably just get eaten by tigers, okay?
Panel 6:
Caption: SHORTLY...
An angel flies through space toward Earth, which is shown smoking and erupting with volcanoes.
God (off-panel): Well that's just great.
Votey:
Speech bubble: It's like free fireworks!
(Beside the text is a drawing of the Earth covered in volcanic eruptions and craters.)
Angel (with halo, arms spread): You let humans out of their cage in Eden?
Panel 2:
God (a man with flowing hair, in the clouds): Yeah. So? It wasn't THAT many.
Panel 3:
Angel (alarmed): They're not native to the rest of Earth! They might become invasive and totally screw up the environment! How many got out?
Panel 4:
God: Just two.
Panel 5:
Angel (off-panel speech bubble): A breeding pair?
God: Maybe? Yes? Look, they'll probably just get eaten by tigers, okay?
Panel 6:
Caption: SHORTLY...
An angel flies through space toward Earth, which is shown smoking and erupting with volcanoes.
God (off-panel): Well that's just great.
Votey:
Speech bubble: It's like free fireworks!
(Beside the text is a drawing of the Earth covered in volcanic eruptions and craters.)
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. An angel confronts God (a man with flowing hair, in the clouds) about letting humans out of their cage in Eden. The angel worries humans are not native to the rest of Earth and could become an invasive species that wrecks the environment, asking how many got out. God says just two. When the angel asks if it was a breeding pair, God brushes it off, saying they'll probably just get eaten by tigers. The final panel, captioned SHORTLY, shows an angel flying through space toward an Earth now smoking and erupting with volcanoes, as God says off-panel, Well that's just great. Votey: a small drawing of the volcano-covered Earth with the line, It's like free fireworks!
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.