body-heat
Original: body-heat on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red hair (in a red shirt): Did you know that you lose 90% of your body heat through your head?
A woman at a desk (orange shirt): What? Really?
Panel 2:
A news anchor in a suit (at a news desk): And in lighter news, a physicist froze to death while running through a snow drift naked, except for a polyester balaclava. Eye-witnesses report her last words were "null hypothesis confirmed."
Votey:
A black-and-white drawing of a person running joyfully (or staggering) through a snowy field, naked except for a black balaclava covering the head, with falling snow around them.
Text (hand-lettered above): SCIENCE!
A man with red hair (in a red shirt): Did you know that you lose 90% of your body heat through your head?
A woman at a desk (orange shirt): What? Really?
Panel 2:
A news anchor in a suit (at a news desk): And in lighter news, a physicist froze to death while running through a snow drift naked, except for a polyester balaclava. Eye-witnesses report her last words were "null hypothesis confirmed."
Votey:
A black-and-white drawing of a person running joyfully (or staggering) through a snowy field, naked except for a black balaclava covering the head, with falling snow around them.
Text (hand-lettered above): SCIENCE!
Alt text
Two-panel comic. Panel 1: A red-haired man tells a woman at a desk, "Did you know that you lose 90% of your body heat through your head?" She replies, "What? Really?" Panel 2: A TV news anchor in a suit reports: "And in lighter news, a physicist froze to death while running through a snow drift naked, except for a polyester balaclava. Eye-witnesses report her last words were 'null hypothesis confirmed.'" The joke: she took the head-heat-loss claim to its absurd test, covering only her head and dying to disprove that it kept her warm. Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): A person runs through falling snow, naked except for a black balaclava over the head, with the hand-lettered word "SCIENCE!" above them.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.