used-panties
Original: used-panties on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (at laptop, in pink top): WANNA BUY SOME USED PANTIES?
Panel 2 (man with flame-like orange hair on laptop screen):
Man (on screen): OOH... WHAT'D YOU USE THEM FOR?
Panel 3:
Woman: A DRIVE BELT FOR A THRESHING MACHINE.
Panel 4:
(Man on the laptop screen, silent.)
Panel 5:
Woman (holding up a worn pair of panties): HONESTLY I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GUYS WANT THESE THINGS. THE ELASTIC IS PRACTICALLY GONE.
Votey:
Man (close-up of his face): I'll take four
Woman (at laptop, in pink top): WANNA BUY SOME USED PANTIES?
Panel 2 (man with flame-like orange hair on laptop screen):
Man (on screen): OOH... WHAT'D YOU USE THEM FOR?
Panel 3:
Woman: A DRIVE BELT FOR A THRESHING MACHINE.
Panel 4:
(Man on the laptop screen, silent.)
Panel 5:
Woman (holding up a worn pair of panties): HONESTLY I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GUYS WANT THESE THINGS. THE ELASTIC IS PRACTICALLY GONE.
Votey:
Man (close-up of his face): I'll take four
Alt text
A five-panel SMBC comic. A woman in a pink top sits at a laptop video-chatting with a man who has flame-like orange hair. Panel 1, the woman: "Wanna buy some used panties?" Panel 2, the man on screen, eager: "Ooh... what'd you use them for?" Panel 3, the woman, deadpan: "A drive belt for a threshing machine." Panel 4: the man sits silently. Panel 5, the woman holds up a worn pair of underwear: "Honestly I don't know why you guys want these things. The elastic is practically gone." The joke: she's selling them as worn-out machine parts, oblivious to the fetish demand. Votey: a rough close-up sketch of the man's face saying "I'll take four" — confirming he wants them precisely for the reason she finds baffling.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.