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bad-uses-of-a-time-machine

Original: bad-uses-of-a-time-machine on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Caption (top banner): BAD USE OF A TIME MACHINE #161803: MAKING A PUN AT THE MOST OFFENSIVE MOMENT POSSIBLE

A small floating time-machine pod with a person's face visible inside its window hovers over a fallen man (Caesar) who lies dying on the ground in a red cloak.

Time-machine occupant: HEY, CAESAR! ARE YOU HAVING A KNIFE DAY? EHEHEHEHEHE

Votey:
The same time-traveler, now drawn in a loose sketch style, looks pleased with himself.
Time-traveler (thought/speech): I hope that joke works in Latin

Alt text

A two-panel SMBC comic. Main panel: a yellow banner reads "BAD USE OF A TIME MACHINE #161803: MAKING A PUN AT THE MOST OFFENSIVE MOMENT POSSIBLE." Below, a man in a red cloak (Julius Caesar) lies collapsed and dying on the floor after being stabbed. A small floating time-machine pod with a grinning person's face in its window hovers nearby and taunts: "HEY, CAESAR! ARE YOU HAVING A KNIFE DAY? EHEHEHEHEHE" — a pun on "nice day" / the knives used to assassinate Caesar. Votey panel: the same time-traveler, sketched, looks self-satisfied and adds, "I hope that joke works in Latin."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.