shame
Original: shame on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Young woman (granddaughter): "Gramma, everyone at school saw me in my underwear! I'll never live it down!"
Panel 2:
Grandmother: "Oh, sweetie. Of course you won't."
Panel 3:
Grandmother (knitting in her armchair): "But, you know, the big thing is to take care of yourself. Look out for how you feel, and don't get blue."
Panel 4:
Grandmother: "Because, if you take care of your feelings, eat right, and stay positive, you'll live longer. And then, one by one, everyone who ever laughed at you will die."
Panel 5:
Granddaughter: "So thaaat's why you eat nothing but salads."
Panel 6:
Grandmother: "Nothing tastes as good as vengeance feels."
Votey:
Handwritten text: "#revengespiration"
Young woman (granddaughter): "Gramma, everyone at school saw me in my underwear! I'll never live it down!"
Panel 2:
Grandmother: "Oh, sweetie. Of course you won't."
Panel 3:
Grandmother (knitting in her armchair): "But, you know, the big thing is to take care of yourself. Look out for how you feel, and don't get blue."
Panel 4:
Grandmother: "Because, if you take care of your feelings, eat right, and stay positive, you'll live longer. And then, one by one, everyone who ever laughed at you will die."
Panel 5:
Granddaughter: "So thaaat's why you eat nothing but salads."
Panel 6:
Grandmother: "Nothing tastes as good as vengeance feels."
Votey:
Handwritten text: "#revengespiration"
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. A dark-haired young woman talks with her grey-haired grandmother, who sits knitting in a red armchair. Panel 1: The granddaughter, distressed, says, "Gramma, everyone at school saw me in my underwear! I'll never live it down!" Panel 2: Grandmother replies sweetly, "Oh, sweetie. Of course you won't." Panel 3: Grandmother continues, "But, you know, the big thing is to take care of yourself. Look out for how you feel, and don't get blue." Panel 4: She goes on, "Because, if you take care of your feelings, eat right, and stay positive, you'll live longer. And then, one by one, everyone who ever laughed at you will die." Panel 5: The granddaughter, deadpan, realizes, "So thaaat's why you eat nothing but salads." Panel 6: Grandmother, with a satisfied look, says, "Nothing tastes as good as vengeance feels" (a twist on the diet slogan "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels"). Votey aftercomic: a blank panel with handwritten text reading "#revengespiration."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.