you39re-pretty
Original: you39re-pretty on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Boy (red-haired, green shirt): "You're pretty and smart and I wanna marry someone who's pretty and smart so we can have babies who are pretty and smart."
Girl (brown-haired, purple/pink dress), shouting and waving a hand: "MRS. SHELTON! BOBBY'S ADVOCATING EUGENICS AGAIN!"
(Two children sit at a table scattered with crayons and crayon drawings.)
Votey:
A smiling adult face (Mrs. Shelton): "Gold star Bobby!"
Boy (red-haired, green shirt): "You're pretty and smart and I wanna marry someone who's pretty and smart so we can have babies who are pretty and smart."
Girl (brown-haired, purple/pink dress), shouting and waving a hand: "MRS. SHELTON! BOBBY'S ADVOCATING EUGENICS AGAIN!"
(Two children sit at a table scattered with crayons and crayon drawings.)
Votey:
A smiling adult face (Mrs. Shelton): "Gold star Bobby!"
Alt text
A two-panel webcomic. Main panel: two young children sit at a table covered with crayons and drawings. A red-haired boy in a green dinosaur shirt earnestly tells a brown-haired girl in a purple dress, "You're pretty and smart and I wanna marry someone who's pretty and smart so we can have babies who are pretty and smart." The girl recoils, raising a hand and shouting toward an unseen teacher, "Mrs. Shelton! Bobby's advocating eugenics again!" Votey (aftercomic), drawn loosely in black-and-white line art: a beaming adult face says, "Gold star Bobby!" The joke: instead of correcting the boy, the teacher praises him.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.