biohacking
Original: biohacking on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (with dark hair and round glasses): Guess what! I set up a biohacking lab in the basement.
Panel 2:
Woman: I can use specially programmed enzymes to selectively insert code into bacterial DNA.
Panel 3:
Woman: I can make bacteria create any chemical I want!
Panel 4:
Child (red-haired, with glowing blue tear-tracks under the eyes): Is that why I suddenly have bioluminescent mucus?
Panel 5:
Woman: But... I only put that bacteria in a sealed dish in mommy and daddy's "no-no drawer."
Panel 6:
Caption / woman (off-panel): What a weird coincidence.
The red-haired child stares ahead with glowing blue mucus around the nose and eyes.
Votey:
The red-haired child (now with a blue glowing tongue/mouth as well), thought or speech: Weird! The neighbor has it too!
Woman (with dark hair and round glasses): Guess what! I set up a biohacking lab in the basement.
Panel 2:
Woman: I can use specially programmed enzymes to selectively insert code into bacterial DNA.
Panel 3:
Woman: I can make bacteria create any chemical I want!
Panel 4:
Child (red-haired, with glowing blue tear-tracks under the eyes): Is that why I suddenly have bioluminescent mucus?
Panel 5:
Woman: But... I only put that bacteria in a sealed dish in mommy and daddy's "no-no drawer."
Panel 6:
Caption / woman (off-panel): What a weird coincidence.
The red-haired child stares ahead with glowing blue mucus around the nose and eyes.
Votey:
The red-haired child (now with a blue glowing tongue/mouth as well), thought or speech: Weird! The neighbor has it too!
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. A woman with dark hair and round glasses excitedly tells someone she has set up a biohacking lab in the basement, where she uses specially programmed enzymes to insert code into bacterial DNA so the bacteria can create any chemical she wants. In the next panel, a red-haired child with glowing blue, bioluminescent tear-tracks under its eyes asks, 'Is that why I suddenly have bioluminescent mucus?' The woman, now looking uneasy, says, 'But... I only put that bacteria in a sealed dish in mommy and daddy's "no-no drawer."' The final panel shows the red-haired child's face up close, glowing blue mucus around its nose and eyes, with the woman saying 'What a weird coincidence' — implying the bacteria escaped via an intimate route. In the votey (aftercomic), the same red-haired child, now with a glowing blue mouth/tongue too, casually remarks, 'Weird! The neighbor has it too!', implying the contamination has spread even further.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.