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thank-you

Original: thank-you on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man (eyes closed, hands clasped in prayer): "THANK YOU FOR A RELATIVELY LONG LIFESPAN, FOR ALCOHOL DEHYDROGENASE, AND ABOVE ALL, FOR INTERNAL FERTILIZATION."

Caption (below panel): It's too bad we don't worship Evolution.

Votey:
The same man, sketched in loose black-and-white linework, continues praying.
Man: "And damn you for balls."

Alt text

A man with brown hair, eyes closed and hands clasped in prayer, wears a red collared shirt against a blue background. He intones: "Thank you for a relatively long lifespan, for alcohol dehydrogenase, and above all, for internal fertilization." A caption beneath reads: "It's too bad we don't worship Evolution." The joke is that he is offering a reverent prayer of thanks not to a deity but to the process of evolution, citing oddly specific biological gifts. Votey: in a rough black-and-white sketch, the same man keeps praying and adds, "And damn you for balls." — cursing evolution for the painful vulnerability of testicles.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.