what39s-sex
Original: what39s-sex on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Child: MOMMY, WHAT IS SEX?
Mother: YOU KNOW HOW YOUR FAVORITE THING IS GOING TO DISNEYLAND WITH YOUR FRIENDS?
Child: DISNEYLAND!
Panel 2:
Mother: RIGHT. SO IMAGINE EVERY TIME YOU WENT TO DISNEYLAND WITH YOUR FRIENDS, IF YOU WEREN'T CAREFUL, THERE WAS SOME CHANCE OF RUINING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
Panel 3:
Child: I THINK I'D PROBABLY GO ANYWAY.
Mother: AND THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM!
Votey:
Child (excitedly): From having sex at Disneyland!
Child: MOMMY, WHAT IS SEX?
Mother: YOU KNOW HOW YOUR FAVORITE THING IS GOING TO DISNEYLAND WITH YOUR FRIENDS?
Child: DISNEYLAND!
Panel 2:
Mother: RIGHT. SO IMAGINE EVERY TIME YOU WENT TO DISNEYLAND WITH YOUR FRIENDS, IF YOU WEREN'T CAREFUL, THERE WAS SOME CHANCE OF RUINING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
Panel 3:
Child: I THINK I'D PROBABLY GO ANYWAY.
Mother: AND THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM!
Votey:
Child (excitedly): From having sex at Disneyland!
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A small child asks her mother, "Mommy, what is sex?" The mother replies, "You know how your favorite thing is going to Disneyland with your friends?" The delighted child shouts, "Disneyland!" Panel 2: The mother continues, "Right. So imagine every time you went to Disneyland with your friends, if you weren't careful, there was some chance of ruining the rest of your life." Panel 3: The child thoughtfully says, "I think I'd probably go anyway." The mother concludes, "And that's where babies come from!" Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the grinning child, who has drawn exactly the wrong conclusion, exclaiming, "From having sex at Disneyland!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.