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quantum-computer

Original: quantum-computer on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:

A woman (gesturing, hands raised): JUST TO CLARIFY, I MEANT "QUANTUM COMPUTER" IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S A DISCRETE QUANTITY OF COMPUTERS.

A man holding a cardboard box (labeled with an arrow/dial symbol): BUT-

Woman: NO REFUNDS.

Caption (below panel): It was surprisingly easy to get $100 million from NASA.

Votey:

The woman's face, looking dismayed/awkward.

Text (handwritten): The bits are also "quantum"

Alt text

A man in glasses holds a cardboard box marked with a dial symbol, facing a woman who raises her hands defensively. The woman says, "Just to clarify, I meant 'quantum computer' in the sense that it's a discrete quantity of computers." The man starts to protest, "But-" and she cuts him off: "No refunds." A caption below reads, "It was surprisingly easy to get $100 million from NASA." The joke: she sold NASA a literal quantity of ordinary computers by playing on the term "quantum." In the votey (aftercomic), a hand-drawn close-up of the woman's dismayed face is captioned, "The bits are also 'quantum'" — doubling down on the pun.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.