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predictions

Original: predictions on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Caption: THE PROBLEM WITH PREDICTIONS OF THE FUTURE...
A smiling man with a mustache, gesturing as he speaks: IN THE FUTURE, AUTOMATION WILL REDUCE THE WORK DAY FROM 12 HOURS TO 4 TO 3 TO 2! IT WILL BE A LIFE OF PLEASURE, LEISURE, AND SELF-CULTIVATION.

Panel 2:
Caption: IS THE ASSUMPTION THAT SOCIETY COORDINATES ITSELF RATIONALLY.
The same man, now looking more serious: WE NEED YOU TO WORK FOR THIRTY MINUTES EACH MORNING, THEN SECRETLY BROWSE THE INTERNET UNTIL 5 PM.

Votey:
An off-panel voice in a speech bubble: If you stop redditing, it's because you're lazy
A bespectacled person looks up, frowning and uneasy.

Alt text

A two-panel comic about flawed predictions of the future. Panel 1, captioned "The problem with predictions of the future...", shows a smiling mustached man gesturing as he declares that in the future, automation will cut the workday from twelve hours down to four, three, even two, making life one of pleasure, leisure, and self-cultivation. Panel 2, captioned "Is the assumption that society coordinates itself rationally," shows the same man, now serious, saying: "We need you to work for thirty minutes each morning, then secretly browse the internet until 5 PM" -- the joke being that automation freed up time but it gets filled with pointless idle browsing instead of leisure. Votey: a close-up of a worried bespectacled person looking up at a speech bubble that reads, "If you stop redditing, it's because you're lazy," mocking how wasting time online has become a perverse obligation.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.