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the-charming-old-days

Original: the-charming-old-days on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman (red hair): Wow! It's like we're back in the 19th century!

Panel 2:
Man (dark hair): Because the power's out?
Woman: Because I secretly gave you typhus.

Panel 3:
Man: Take me to a hospital!
Woman: I don't think women were allowed to drive back then.

Votey:
Woman (close-up, angry expression): You know it took a lot of work to get that typhus!

Alt text

A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A man and a red-haired woman stand in a dim room lit by candles; the woman cheerfully says, "Wow! It's like we're back in the 19th century!" Panel 2: The man asks, "Because the power's out?" and the woman calmly replies, "Because I secretly gave you typhus." Panel 3: The alarmed man demands, "Take me to a hospital!" and the woman deadpans, "I don't think women were allowed to drive back then." Votey: A close-up of the woman's face, looking irritated and indignant, saying, "You know it took a lot of work to get that typhus!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.