life-changes
Original: life-changes on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: Ugh, first I was at the age where everyone's getting married, so I had to go to a billion weddings.
Panel 2:
Woman: Now, I'm at the age where everyone's having babies. Everywhere I look, it's babies babies babies babies.
Panel 3:
Man: I'm at the age where everyone's dying.
Woman: Babies are okay.
Votey:
Man (looking glum): At least dead people don't post about it on Facebook.
Woman: Ugh, first I was at the age where everyone's getting married, so I had to go to a billion weddings.
Panel 2:
Woman: Now, I'm at the age where everyone's having babies. Everywhere I look, it's babies babies babies babies.
Panel 3:
Man: I'm at the age where everyone's dying.
Woman: Babies are okay.
Votey:
Man (looking glum): At least dead people don't post about it on Facebook.
Alt text
A three-panel comic. In the first panel, a woman complains that she's at the age where everyone's getting married and she's had to go to a billion weddings. In the second panel she adds that she's now at the age where everyone's having babies, and everywhere she looks it's "babies babies babies babies." In the third panel, a man flatly replies, "I'm at the age where everyone's dying," and the woman, suddenly subdued, says "Babies are okay." Votey: a close-up of the glum-looking man saying, "At least dead people don't post about it on Facebook."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.