the-lord-sayeth
Original: the-lord-sayeth on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bearded man with long hair and a purple robe (depicted as Jesus) stands amid a crowd, addressing them.
Man (Jesus): "AND WHEN THE MAN SAT DOWN, IT WAS AS IF THE SALT SEA WERE UPON THE LAND."
Caption (below panel): Jesus once again gave his parable about wiping down gym equipment after use.
Votey:
A reclining bearded man (loosely sketched) speaks.
Man: "It's like a fruitless tree or whatever"
A bearded man with long hair and a purple robe (depicted as Jesus) stands amid a crowd, addressing them.
Man (Jesus): "AND WHEN THE MAN SAT DOWN, IT WAS AS IF THE SALT SEA WERE UPON THE LAND."
Caption (below panel): Jesus once again gave his parable about wiping down gym equipment after use.
Votey:
A reclining bearded man (loosely sketched) speaks.
Man: "It's like a fruitless tree or whatever"
Alt text
A bearded, long-haired man in a purple robe, drawn as Jesus, stands among a crowd and proclaims grandly: "AND WHEN THE MAN SAT DOWN, IT WAS AS IF THE SALT SEA WERE UPON THE LAND." The caption beneath reads: "Jesus once again gave his parable about wiping down gym equipment after use" -- the lofty biblical-sounding language is really a complaint about a sweaty seat left at the gym. Votey: a loosely sketched reclining bearded man adds offhandedly, "It's like a fruitless tree or whatever," mocking how vague and improvised the parable is.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.