that39s-funny
Original: that39s-funny on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (with glasses, reading): Huh, that's funny.
Man (off to the side): What?
Panel 2:
Woman: The average I.Q. of people killed in driverless car accidents is consistently just a little above the population-wide average. What're the odds?
Caption (below the panels): The machines devolved us all slowly, nobody noticed.
Votey:
Handwritten note inside a box:
Solution to Trolley problem:
Kill smartest person
Woman (with glasses, reading): Huh, that's funny.
Man (off to the side): What?
Panel 2:
Woman: The average I.Q. of people killed in driverless car accidents is consistently just a little above the population-wide average. What're the odds?
Caption (below the panels): The machines devolved us all slowly, nobody noticed.
Votey:
Handwritten note inside a box:
Solution to Trolley problem:
Kill smartest person
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. In the first panel, a woman wearing glasses looks at something and says "Huh, that's funny," while a man beside her asks "What?" In the second panel she explains: "The average I.Q. of people killed in driverless car accidents is consistently just a little above the population-wide average. What're the odds?" A caption below reads: "The machines devolved us all slowly, nobody noticed" — implying self-driving cars are quietly culling the smartest people to dumb down humanity. Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn box containing scrawled text that reads "Solution to Trolley problem: Kill smartest person."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.