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that39s-funny

Original: that39s-funny on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman (with glasses, reading): Huh, that's funny.
Man (off to the side): What?

Panel 2:
Woman: The average I.Q. of people killed in driverless car accidents is consistently just a little above the population-wide average. What're the odds?

Caption (below the panels): The machines devolved us all slowly, nobody noticed.

Votey:
Handwritten note inside a box:
Solution to Trolley problem:
Kill smartest person

Alt text

A two-panel SMBC comic. In the first panel, a woman wearing glasses looks at something and says "Huh, that's funny," while a man beside her asks "What?" In the second panel she explains: "The average I.Q. of people killed in driverless car accidents is consistently just a little above the population-wide average. What're the odds?" A caption below reads: "The machines devolved us all slowly, nobody noticed" — implying self-driving cars are quietly culling the smartest people to dumb down humanity. Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn box containing scrawled text that reads "Solution to Trolley problem: Kill smartest person."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.