where-are-the-aliens
Original: where-are-the-aliens on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (with dark hair, alarmed): AAAAH! AN ALIEN!
Green alien (cheerful): Hello, human!
Panel 2:
Alien: Have you come to breed with our women?
Man (sweating, nervous): Wha-? Are you crazy?
Panel 3:
Man (angry, pointing): That'd be like if you went to another planet and found a species of sapient alien goats, then decided to have sex with them to see if you'd get hybrid alien-goat-human babies!
Panel 4:
Alien (holding the man by the collar, knife/blade in hand): Take me to the alien sexgoats!
Panel 5 (red banner reading "ELSEWHERE..."):
First voice (speech bubble): How come aliens never visit?
Second voice (speech bubble): Maybe they have, and we just don't know it!
[Scene: an older woman and a child stand by a telescope at night, looking up at a purple sky.]
Votey:
A goat-like creature (drawn as the "alien sexgoat") stands in profile, with a prominent red/pink anatomical marking on its hindquarters.
Goat (speech bubble): Kweeghvvvv.
Man (with dark hair, alarmed): AAAAH! AN ALIEN!
Green alien (cheerful): Hello, human!
Panel 2:
Alien: Have you come to breed with our women?
Man (sweating, nervous): Wha-? Are you crazy?
Panel 3:
Man (angry, pointing): That'd be like if you went to another planet and found a species of sapient alien goats, then decided to have sex with them to see if you'd get hybrid alien-goat-human babies!
Panel 4:
Alien (holding the man by the collar, knife/blade in hand): Take me to the alien sexgoats!
Panel 5 (red banner reading "ELSEWHERE..."):
First voice (speech bubble): How come aliens never visit?
Second voice (speech bubble): Maybe they have, and we just don't know it!
[Scene: an older woman and a child stand by a telescope at night, looking up at a purple sky.]
Votey:
A goat-like creature (drawn as the "alien sexgoat") stands in profile, with a prominent red/pink anatomical marking on its hindquarters.
Goat (speech bubble): Kweeghvvvv.
Alt text
A five-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a startled dark-haired man yells "AAAAH! AN ALIEN!" at a cheerful green alien who says "Hello, human!" Panel 2: the alien asks "Have you come to breed with our women?"; the nervous man replies "Wha-? Are you crazy?" Panel 3: the man angrily lectures: "That'd be like if you went to another planet and found a species of sapient alien goats, then decided to have sex with them to see if you'd get hybrid alien-goat-human babies!" Panel 4: the alien, now gripping the man by the collar and brandishing a blade, demands "Take me to the alien sexgoats!" Panel 5: a red banner labeled "ELSEWHERE..." over a nighttime scene of an older woman and a child at a telescope under a purple sky; one asks "How come aliens never visit?" and the other answers "Maybe they have, and we just don't know it!" Votey (bonus panel): a crude white goat-like creature stands in profile with a bright red/pink marking on its rear, bleating "Kweeghvvvv."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.