hazelnut
Original: hazelnut on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Setting: A coffee shop counter. A woman with red hair in a green apron stands behind the counter, pointing. To the right, a bald man in a denim shirt and brown jacket holds a gun to the head of a seated man, who has a shocked expression and is sweating.
Woman (behind counter): BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS A—
Bald man (holding the gun): HAZELNUT.
Caption below the panel:
Fun fact: Flavored coffee only exists to detect androids.
Votey:
A black square with two simple white-outlined eyes, each with a small white dot pupil — the face of an android/robot, expressionless.
Setting: A coffee shop counter. A woman with red hair in a green apron stands behind the counter, pointing. To the right, a bald man in a denim shirt and brown jacket holds a gun to the head of a seated man, who has a shocked expression and is sweating.
Woman (behind counter): BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS A—
Bald man (holding the gun): HAZELNUT.
Caption below the panel:
Fun fact: Flavored coffee only exists to detect androids.
Votey:
A black square with two simple white-outlined eyes, each with a small white dot pupil — the face of an android/robot, expressionless.
Alt text
A coffee shop scene. Behind the counter, a red-haired woman in a green apron points and says, "BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS A—". To the right, a bald man in a denim shirt presses a gun to the head of a wide-eyed, sweating seated man and answers flatly, "HAZELNUT." The seated man's calm-then-exposed reaction implies he failed to identify the coffee flavor, marking him as an android. A caption reads: "Fun fact: Flavored coffee only exists to detect androids." Votey: a plain black square with two simple white cartoon eyes — the blank face of the android.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.