punditry
Original: punditry on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (top banner): I WISH POLITICAL TALKSHOWS WERE MORE HONEST ABOUT THEIR GUESTS.
Talkshow host (older man in suit, gesturing toward a guest across a table): And now, speaking for the opposition, we have the angriest, dumbest person we could find.
Guest (younger man with red hair, looking tense/uncomfortable): [no dialogue]
Votey:
The red-haired guest (now drawn as a sketchy, scowling face): Fuck you for having me.
Talkshow host (older man in suit, gesturing toward a guest across a table): And now, speaking for the opposition, we have the angriest, dumbest person we could find.
Guest (younger man with red hair, looking tense/uncomfortable): [no dialogue]
Votey:
The red-haired guest (now drawn as a sketchy, scowling face): Fuck you for having me.
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Top banner caption: "I wish political talkshows were more honest about their guests." In the main panel, an older talkshow host in a dark suit sits at a red-topped table, smiling and gesturing toward a tense, red-haired younger man across from him. The host says: "And now, speaking for the opposition, we have the angriest, dumbest person we could find." Votey: a rough sketch of the scowling red-haired guest's face, who replies, "Fuck you for having me."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.