scientists
Original: scientists on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title (top of comic): YOUNG SCIENTISTS
Panel 1:
A young man (brown hair): I WISH YOU'D BE MORE PHILOSOPHICAL.
A young woman (dark hair): NO. I'M ANALYZING 423 NEURONS IN THE BRAIN OF A BADGER, GETTING MY ANSWERS, AND PUBLISHING.
Title (above second row): OLD SCIENTISTS
Panel 2:
The same man, now older (gray hair): I WISH YOU'D BE LESS PHILOSOPHICAL.
The same woman, now older (gray hair): REALITY IS AT ITS CORE, 423 BADGER NEURONS.
Votey:
A close-up of a person's face looking weary/skeptical.
Speaker (off-panel, in a speech bubble): IF YOU DISAGREE, YOU NEED TO THINK HARDER
Panel 1:
A young man (brown hair): I WISH YOU'D BE MORE PHILOSOPHICAL.
A young woman (dark hair): NO. I'M ANALYZING 423 NEURONS IN THE BRAIN OF A BADGER, GETTING MY ANSWERS, AND PUBLISHING.
Title (above second row): OLD SCIENTISTS
Panel 2:
The same man, now older (gray hair): I WISH YOU'D BE LESS PHILOSOPHICAL.
The same woman, now older (gray hair): REALITY IS AT ITS CORE, 423 BADGER NEURONS.
Votey:
A close-up of a person's face looking weary/skeptical.
Speaker (off-panel, in a speech bubble): IF YOU DISAGREE, YOU NEED TO THINK HARDER
Alt text
A four-panel webcomic split into two rows. The top row is labeled YOUNG SCIENTISTS. A young man with brown hair says, 'I wish you'd be more philosophical.' A young woman with dark hair replies, 'No. I'm analyzing 423 neurons in the brain of a badger, getting my answers, and publishing.' The bottom row is labeled OLD SCIENTISTS and shows the same two people aged with gray hair. The man says, 'I wish you'd be less philosophical.' The woman replies, 'Reality is at its core, 423 badger neurons.' The joke: over a career the man and woman have swapped positions on philosophy, while the woman has rigidified her narrow empirical study of badger neurons into a grand metaphysical claim about all of reality. Votey (bonus panel): a hand-drawn close-up of a weary, skeptical face with heavy-lidded eyes and a frown. A speech bubble points off-panel and reads, 'If you disagree, you need to think harder.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.