if-i-were-gone

A six-panel comic depicting an argument between a woman (with reddish wavy hair) and a man. The woman asks, 'Would you miss me if I were gone?' The man asks, 'Like... you died? How'd you die?' She says, 'Does it matter?' and he insists, 'Yeah, big time.' She gives an absurd hypothetical: she died because he 'punched a pony in the face and got a blood infection.' He's baffled, asking what to make of a man who ends up in situations where punching a pony is the smart move. She pleads for him to 'just ignore the context,' growing frustrated as he refuses, demanding to know what he did that was so bad she 'can't even look into it.' Finally she declares, 'Romance is dead,' and he replies smugly, 'But, see, we know exactly how it died!' Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn close-up of the woman's face, eyes downcast and sad, with the handwritten caption, 'Would... would you punch a pony for me?'