the-importance-of-kindness
Original: the-importance-of-kindness on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Girl (brown hair): Sally was mean to me yesterday, but I'm not gonna be mean back.
Panel 2:
Girl (brown hair): It's important to always meet cruelty with kindness.
Panel 3:
Girl (brown hair): Oh! There's Sally now!
Panel 4:
Girl (brown hair), smiling at another girl (Sally): Hi, Sally! Your hair looks nice today.
Sally: I... uh, thanks.
Panel 5:
Girl (brown hair), grinning at the reader: Bet you feel guilty now you piece of shit.
Votey:
Large handwritten text above an angry-faced girl: You win this round!
Girl (brown hair): Sally was mean to me yesterday, but I'm not gonna be mean back.
Panel 2:
Girl (brown hair): It's important to always meet cruelty with kindness.
Panel 3:
Girl (brown hair): Oh! There's Sally now!
Panel 4:
Girl (brown hair), smiling at another girl (Sally): Hi, Sally! Your hair looks nice today.
Sally: I... uh, thanks.
Panel 5:
Girl (brown hair), grinning at the reader: Bet you feel guilty now you piece of shit.
Votey:
Large handwritten text above an angry-faced girl: You win this round!
Alt text
A five-panel comic. A girl with brown hair declares that even though Sally was mean to her yesterday, she won't be mean back, because it's important to always meet cruelty with kindness. She spots Sally and warmly compliments her: 'Hi, Sally! Your hair looks nice today.' Sally hesitantly replies, 'I... uh, thanks.' In the final panel the brown-haired girl turns to face the reader with a smug grin and says, 'Bet you feel guilty now you piece of shit,' revealing her kindness was actually a passive-aggressive power move. Votey: a close-up of the same girl with a fierce, scowling expression, with handwritten text reading 'You win this round!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.