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trick-or-treat

Original: trick-or-treat on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Mother (to her child): HEY HONEY WE NEED TO GET CANDY FOR HALLOWEEN!
Child: CANDY! CANDY!

Panel 2:
Father: DAMN! SHE'S MANAGED TO DIGENCRYPT LANGUAGE. I'LL HAVE TO USE MORE ADVANCED CODE NEXT TIME.

Panel 3:
Mother: HEY HONEY WE NEED TO GET C-A-N-D-Y FOR HALLOWEEN!
Child: CANDY! I WANT THE CANDY!

Panel 4:
Father: MY GOD. SHE'S CRACKED THE A-J ENIGMA. WELL... WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.

Panel 5:
Mother: HONEY, I'M GONNA GO BUY A FEW BAGS OF 62E0E65E8E2A6917EA2EE FOR HALLOWEEN!

Panel 6:
Child: DAMMIT NOW!
Father (thinking): DAMMIT WHO TAUGHT HER SHOR'S ALGORITHM?

Votey:
A close-up of the father's face. He says: You are grounded from quantum computing!

Alt text

A six-panel SMBC comic about parents trying to hide the word 'candy' from their toddler. Panel 1: A mother tells the child, 'Hey honey we need to get candy for Halloween!' and the toddler shouts 'Candy! Candy!' Panel 2: The father reflects, 'Damn! She's managed to digencrypt language. I'll have to use more advanced code next time.' Panel 3: The mother tries spelling it out: 'Hey honey we need to get C-A-N-D-Y for Halloween!' but the child still yells 'Candy! I want the candy!' Panel 4: The father thinks, 'My god. She's cracked the A-J Enigma. Well... we'll just see about that.' Panel 5: The mother now uses a long encrypted hex string in place of the word: 'Honey, I'm gonna go buy a few bags of 62E0E65E8E2A6917EA2EE for Halloween!' Panel 6: The toddler instantly demands 'Dammit now!' while the father thinks in dismay, 'Dammit who taught her Shor's algorithm?' (Shor's algorithm is a quantum-computing method for breaking encryption.) Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the exasperated father saying, 'You are grounded from quantum computing!'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.