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the-five-stages

Original: the-five-stages on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Title banner: THE FIVE STAGES OF LEARNING ABOUT THE KUBLER-ROSS MODEL

Panel 1 (label: DENIAL):
Man: What? No. Nobody would seriously propose that grief comes in distinct stages.

Panel 2 (label: ANGER):
Man: It's just something they made up, and they even say in the original book that it's arbitrary and incomplete!

Panel 3 (label: BARGAINING):
Man (thought bubble): Okay, but if we say it's literature, and not science, then it's an interesting perspective.

Panel 4 (label: DEPRESSION):
Man: People are treating this model like it's a biological fact...

Panel 5 (label: ACCEPTANCE):
Man (thought bubble, walking out a door): Ech, it's not even in the top 100 worst psych theories of the sixties.

Votey:
Caption: How I imagine psych in the 1960s:
A person says: If we can out-reductionist the physics people, we win.

Alt text

A five-panel SMBC comic titled "The Five Stages of Learning About the Kubler-Ross Model," using the grief model's own stages as labels for one man's reaction to it. DENIAL: he says "What? No. Nobody would seriously propose that grief comes in distinct stages." ANGER: leaning in angrily, "It's just something they made up, and they even say in the original book that it's arbitrary and incomplete!" BARGAINING: thoughtfully, "Okay, but if we say it's literature, and not science, then it's an interesting perspective." DEPRESSION: slumped and gloomy, "People are treating this model like it's a biological fact..." ACCEPTANCE: he walks out a door thinking, "Ech, it's not even in the top 100 worst psych theories of the sixties." The joke is that his learning process itself unfolds through the five Kubler-Ross stages. Votey: captioned "How I imagine psych in the 1960s:" a sketchy face declares, "If we can out-reductionist the physics people, we win."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.