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Original: synthetic-biology on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Top caption: THE SYNTHETIC BIOLOGY DEPARTMENT ISN'T TAKING ANY CHANCES

Text printed on the glass-fronted case: IN CASE OF SENTIENT GLASS, BREAK GLASS

Votey:
Speech bubble (emanating from broken shards of glass): WE ARE LEGION!

Alt text

A wall-mounted emergency case with a glass front, like the classic "in case of fire, break glass" fire-axe boxes. Inside the case, instead of an axe, hangs a wooden baseball bat with a taped handle. Bold yellow text printed on the glass reads "IN CASE OF SENTIENT GLASS, BREAK GLASS." A caption across the top reads "THE SYNTHETIC BIOLOGY DEPARTMENT ISN'T TAKING ANY CHANCES." The joke: their emergency plan for self-aware glass requires breaking glass to access the tool. Votey (aftercomic): a cluster of shattered glass shards lies broken on the ground, with a speech bubble coming from them declaring "WE ARE LEGION!" — implying breaking the glass only multiplied the sentient enemy.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.