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communion

Original: communion on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1: A nighttime city street. A police officer is on the left, and a robed, long-haired, bearded figure resembling Jesus stands in the center. To the right, a small dark caped figure leaps away across the rooftops.

Panel 2: A dark cityscape silhouette. The caped figure swings away through the night sky.

Panel 3: The Jesus figure throws a thin white disc through the air.
Jesus (shouting): BODY OF CHRIST!

Panel 4: A nighttime city skyline.

Panel 5: The Jesus figure runs/leaps off to the right, robe flowing, chasing after the caped figure across the city.

Votey:
A black silhouette of a robed, bearded figure in a dynamic leaping/martial-arts pose, one arm raised triumphantly, with motion lines behind him.
Caption (bottom right): (MY NEW LOGO)

Alt text

A multi-panel comic parodying a superhero scene. At night in a city, a police officer stands near a robed, bearded figure who looks like Jesus, while a small Batman-like caped figure leaps away across the rooftops. The Jesus figure flings a thin white communion wafer through the air like a Batman batarang, shouting 'BODY OF CHRIST!' He then runs off through the city, robes flowing, chasing the caped figure like a vigilante. Votey: a black silhouette of the robed, bearded figure frozen in a dynamic leaping martial-arts pose with one arm raised and motion lines behind him, captioned '(MY NEW LOGO)' — styling himself as a superhero with his own logo.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.