forever
Original: forever on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1
Woman (Cheryl): Baby, I will love you forever!
Green alien: Whoa, whoa! I'm not ready for that sort of commitment!
Panel 2
Woman (Cheryl): But you said you'd never leave me!
Green alien: Humans don't live forever like Zorblaxians! This is just a rest-of-your-life fling for me!
Panel 3
Woman (Cheryl): You said your heart belonged to me!
Green alien: Zorblaxians have 47 hearts!
Panel 4
Woman (Cheryl): Do you look at pictures of Zorblaxian procreation claspers when I'm not around?
Green alien: Don't ask questions you don't want answered, Cheryl.
Votey:
Close-up of the green alien's face, looking guilty/wide-eyed.
Alien (caption): The answer is yes.
Woman (Cheryl): Baby, I will love you forever!
Green alien: Whoa, whoa! I'm not ready for that sort of commitment!
Panel 2
Woman (Cheryl): But you said you'd never leave me!
Green alien: Humans don't live forever like Zorblaxians! This is just a rest-of-your-life fling for me!
Panel 3
Woman (Cheryl): You said your heart belonged to me!
Green alien: Zorblaxians have 47 hearts!
Panel 4
Woman (Cheryl): Do you look at pictures of Zorblaxian procreation claspers when I'm not around?
Green alien: Don't ask questions you don't want answered, Cheryl.
Votey:
Close-up of the green alien's face, looking guilty/wide-eyed.
Alien (caption): The answer is yes.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A woman with dark hair argues with a green, bald, big-eyed alien (a 'Zorblaxian') she is dating. Panel 1: She says 'Baby, I will love you forever!' The alien recoils: 'Whoa, whoa! I'm not ready for that sort of commitment!' Panel 2: 'But you said you'd never leave me!' Alien: 'Humans don't live forever like Zorblaxians! This is just a rest-of-your-life fling for me!' Panel 3: 'You said your heart belonged to me!' Alien: 'Zorblaxians have 47 hearts!' Panel 4: She asks, 'Do you look at pictures of Zorblaxian procreation claspers when I'm not around?' The alien deflects: 'Don't ask questions you don't want answered, Cheryl.' Votey: a close-up of the alien's guilty, wide-eyed face with the caption 'The answer is yes.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.