this-is-a-fry-jacking
Original: this-is-a-fry-jacking on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Masked person (standing in an airplane aisle, holding a sword): ATTENTION EVERYONE! THIS IS A FRY-JACKING! KEEP CALM AND NO ONE WILL GET HERBED!
Caption (below the comic): Burger King would like to apologize for getting too creative with our viral marketing campaign.
Votey:
The masked person's face in close-up: They're not pipe bombs, they're Spice-Shakerz(tm)
Masked person (standing in an airplane aisle, holding a sword): ATTENTION EVERYONE! THIS IS A FRY-JACKING! KEEP CALM AND NO ONE WILL GET HERBED!
Caption (below the comic): Burger King would like to apologize for getting too creative with our viral marketing campaign.
Votey:
The masked person's face in close-up: They're not pipe bombs, they're Spice-Shakerz(tm)
Alt text
Inside an airplane cabin, a person in a blue ski mask, a yellow trench coat, and a red-and-blue outfit stands in the aisle brandishing a sword. A speech bubble reads: "ATTENTION EVERYONE! THIS IS A FRY-JACKING! KEEP CALM AND NO ONE WILL GET HERBED!" Seated passengers look alarmed. A caption below reads: "Burger King would like to apologize for getting too creative with our viral marketing campaign." The joke replaces hijacking terms with fast-food puns. Votey: a close-up of the masked face saying, "They're not pipe bombs, they're Spice-Shakerz(tm)."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.