2014-12-09
Original: 2014-12-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title (yellow banner): NEVER SLEEP WITH A PHYSICS PROFESSOR
Panel 1:
A red-haired man (bare-shouldered, in bed): YOU'RE DONE?! ALREADY?
A balding, bespectacled man (the physics professor, bare-shouldered): THE REMAINDER OF SEX IS LEFT AS AN EXERCISE FOR THE STUDENT.
Votey:
Caption (top banner): LATER
A figure peeks around a doorway/wall. A speech bubble contains: C+
Panel 1:
A red-haired man (bare-shouldered, in bed): YOU'RE DONE?! ALREADY?
A balding, bespectacled man (the physics professor, bare-shouldered): THE REMAINDER OF SEX IS LEFT AS AN EXERCISE FOR THE STUDENT.
Votey:
Caption (top banner): LATER
A figure peeks around a doorway/wall. A speech bubble contains: C+
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic titled in a yellow banner: "NEVER SLEEP WITH A PHYSICS PROFESSOR." In the main panel, two bare-shouldered men sit in bed against a purple background. A red-haired younger man looks over in surprise and says, "You're done?! Already?" The other man, balding and wearing round glasses (the physics professor), replies matter-of-factly, "The remainder of sex is left as an exercise for the student" — a parody of the textbook phrase "left as an exercise for the reader." The votey aftercomic, hand-drawn, is captioned "LATER": a small figure peeks around the edge of a doorway, and a speech bubble reads "C+," delivering a disappointing grade for the encounter.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.