2014-11-06
Original: 2014-11-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (comic):
Man (with dark hair, mustache): HEY, I THINK WE CAN SAVE GAS MONEY IF WE CARPOOL TO WORK.
Woman (with red hair and glasses): OH HA HA. YEAH, RIGHT. AND THE STARS WILL JUST KEEP ON BURNING FOREVER.
Man: SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
Panel 2 (chart):
Y-axis label: SUSPICION THAT SOMETHING VIOLATES CONSERVATION OF ENERGY
X-axis label: KNOWLEDGE OF PHYSICS
(A red curve rises exponentially from the origin.)
Votey:
Woman (with glasses, looking deadpan/exhausted): WE CAN KEEP THE WHEELS TURNING WITH MAGNETS. MORON.
Man (with dark hair, mustache): HEY, I THINK WE CAN SAVE GAS MONEY IF WE CARPOOL TO WORK.
Woman (with red hair and glasses): OH HA HA. YEAH, RIGHT. AND THE STARS WILL JUST KEEP ON BURNING FOREVER.
Man: SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
Panel 2 (chart):
Y-axis label: SUSPICION THAT SOMETHING VIOLATES CONSERVATION OF ENERGY
X-axis label: KNOWLEDGE OF PHYSICS
(A red curve rises exponentially from the origin.)
Votey:
Woman (with glasses, looking deadpan/exhausted): WE CAN KEEP THE WHEELS TURNING WITH MAGNETS. MORON.
Alt text
A two-part SMBC comic. In the main panel, a man with dark hair and a mustache cheerfully suggests to a red-haired woman wearing glasses, "Hey, I think we can save gas money if we carpool to work." The woman responds with heavy sarcasm, looking pained: "Oh ha ha. Yeah, right. And the stars will just keep on burning forever." The bewildered man asks, "Seriously, what is the matter with you?" Below is a chart: the y-axis reads "Suspicion that something violates conservation of energy" and the x-axis reads "Knowledge of physics," with a red curve rising exponentially — the more physics you know, the more an ordinary suggestion sounds like a perpetual-motion-machine claim. In the votey aftercomic, the same glasses-wearing woman, deadpan and exhausted, says, "We can keep the wheels turning with magnets. Moron." — mockingly putting absurd free-energy ideas in her companion's mouth.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.