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2014-09-27

Original: 2014-09-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1: A man with flame-like hair, smiling.
Man: IF YOU HAVE A GROUP OF PEOPLE AT YOUR HOUSE, IT'S A PARTY.

Panel 2: The same man.
Man: IF YOU REMOVE A SINGLE PERSON, IT REMAINS A PARTY.

Panel 3: The man looking pleased with himself.
Man: BY INDUCTION, WE CONCLUDE THAT ANY NUMBER OF PEOPLE CONSTITUTES A PARTY.

Panel 4: A scene of the man, now wearing a party hat, sitting alone at a table with a birthday cake. A banner on the wall reads "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!" The cake reads "HAPPY 40!"

Votey: Close-up of the man's smiling face with a speech bubble.
Man: I'M HAPPY BECAUSE OF MATH!

Alt text

A four-panel comic. In the first three panels, a man with flame-like hair makes a mathematical argument: "If you have a group of people at your house, it's a party. If you remove a single person, it remains a party. By induction, we conclude that any number of people constitutes a party." The fourth panel reveals the punchline visually: he sits alone at a table wearing a party hat, in front of a birthday cake reading "HAPPY 40!" under a banner saying "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!" — a one-person party justified by his proof by induction. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the man's grinning face saying, "I'm happy because of math!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.