2014-06-20
Original: 2014-06-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with glasses (speaking): "I'm probably not your type, but I feel I should warn you in case anything happens tonight... I have the sexual dysfunction where I'm just REALLY great at sex. I can't help it even if I try."
A man stands beside her, listening.
Panel 2 (captioned "LATER..."):
The man, now shirtless and muscular, lies in bed with a strained, distressed expression.
The woman (leaning over him): "I'm cured! I'm cured! Thank you so much!"
Votey:
Close-up of the man's face, looking pained/worried, a speech bubble trailing off-panel.
Man: "Wait... I feel a relapse coming on..."
A woman with glasses (speaking): "I'm probably not your type, but I feel I should warn you in case anything happens tonight... I have the sexual dysfunction where I'm just REALLY great at sex. I can't help it even if I try."
A man stands beside her, listening.
Panel 2 (captioned "LATER..."):
The man, now shirtless and muscular, lies in bed with a strained, distressed expression.
The woman (leaning over him): "I'm cured! I'm cured! Thank you so much!"
Votey:
Close-up of the man's face, looking pained/worried, a speech bubble trailing off-panel.
Man: "Wait... I feel a relapse coming on..."
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel one: a woman with glasses earnestly tells a man, "I'm probably not your type, but I feel I should warn you in case anything happens tonight... I have the sexual dysfunction where I'm just REALLY great at sex. I can't help it even if I try." Panel two, labeled "LATER...": the man lies shirtless and muscular in bed with an exhausted, pained look, while the woman leans over him exclaiming, "I'm cured! I'm cured! Thank you so much!" The joke is that her supposed dysfunction (being too good at sex) is framed as a condition she's now "cured" of, at his expense. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the man's worried face as he says, "Wait... I feel a relapse coming on...", implying it's about to happen again.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.