2014-01-28
Original: 2014-01-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (with glasses): Yeah, you like that sex that I'm doing? How I'm doing sex?
Man: Uh, yeah?
Panel 2:
Woman: What about some variations on sex both in terms of bodily moments and genital orientation.
Man: Sure...
Panel 3:
Woman: Oh yeah. Now I'm doing more sex to you and you may STOP. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Panel 4:
Man (sitting on a couch, alone): I wish you'd say more in bed.
Votey:
Text (hand-lettered sign): SEX TALK TIP: THE VAGUER, THE SEXIER
Woman (with glasses): Yeah, you like that sex that I'm doing? How I'm doing sex?
Man: Uh, yeah?
Panel 2:
Woman: What about some variations on sex both in terms of bodily moments and genital orientation.
Man: Sure...
Panel 3:
Woman: Oh yeah. Now I'm doing more sex to you and you may STOP. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Panel 4:
Man (sitting on a couch, alone): I wish you'd say more in bed.
Votey:
Text (hand-lettered sign): SEX TALK TIP: THE VAGUER, THE SEXIER
Alt text
A four-panel comic about dirty talk. In the first three panels, a woman with glasses talks to a man during sex, but her attempts at sexy talk are awkwardly clinical and vague. Panel 1: she says "Yeah, you like that sex that I'm doing? How I'm doing sex?" and he replies "Uh, yeah?" Panel 2: she offers "some variations on sex both in terms of bodily moments and genital orientation," and he says "Sure..." Panel 3, leaning close: "Oh yeah. Now I'm doing more sex to you and you may STOP. I CHANGED MY MIND." Panel 4: the man sits alone on a couch saying "I wish you'd say more in bed." The aftercomic (votey) is a hand-lettered sign reading "SEX TALK TIP: THE VAGUER, THE SEXIER," with "SEXIER" underlined, mocking the idea that vague talk is sexy.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.